Is that a man or a woman??

Hey ho. I am still alive-no need to panic- althoug i have been rather busy as of late with essay hand in dates, and spending nights dressed as women...you know the normal stuff. This weekend has been a work free weekend though i did sit on the worky bench for a while-not that i worked for that time. Yesterday united lost again-but the weather was sooo nice even that didnt get me down
! so here i am standing on the brink of another crazy uni week-just ready to leap into it! I hope everyone out there is having fun
So long

Though for the Day: maculinity is a delicate thing

work-what on earth is that???

Its true-i have finall discovered the meaning of the word. I spent all day today doing my next geography essay that is still not due in for a whole week! how amazng is that! I must be careful not to get too keen though-who knows what would happen.

In other news....we're off to POS again tonight hopefuly and i have another full day's work to look forward to-yippee. anyway i think i should go sleep now-i seem to have enough mental problems already as well as being a druggy so i think sleep could do me good.

Thought for the Day: If you havent found something worth dying for then life is worthless

Rugga anyone?

I have spent a brilliant evening watching the national game of England-yes football. The sport that isn't classist and take primarily from public scholl backgrounds, and the game that is not nonsensical the majority of the time. Don't get me wrong-i enjoy watching rugby, but it will never be football!

Anyways today has been good. I met wish to discuss my essay which he did in great depth. he actually pretty much said how wrong it was-but tis good to know in advance so i can mae changes! Other than that i did very little today!

Signing off

Thought for the Day: Neither my kettle nor my pot speak-but occasionally my kettle does whistle

An early night????

Yes-i am indeed about to go to bed just after 12.00. i do realsie that seeing as im at Uni this is quite frankly absurd-but hey i guess ngihts of later than 3am have made me reaalllly tired. We went to play tennis today and orinoco had his first outing. I think he enjoyed it-although he got very tired towards the end.

No real plans for 2moro-maybe drinks FOR FREE at the oriental museum due to our exposure to legionnaires. Would mean missing a lecture-but for free food, it is a very reasonable sacrifice to make i feel. Especially when the lecture is the most boring person in the world-with the most annoying intination also.

Thought for the Day:Failure is only defferred success!!

Crossview Terrace here we come...

Oh yeah! We now own 3/15 houses on crossview terrace, following the latest aquisition of no.12 fro ditt and tom and co. Hoorah! think of the houseparties...Anyway what did i do today-not much really. Had quite a few lectures and now im off to planet of sound-which will either emazing or rubbish! Lets hope its not the latter

My blog entries are going to get shorter i think. i was told today that i turn everything into a joke-so suitably i have a joke as a though today. I hope you enjoy it-now go and get a life rather than reading thiis! lol. Will update with a long one 2moro.

Thought for the Day: Why do you never go hungry in the desert?

IM BACK!!!

Yes its true im back. Having survived legionnaires, meeting Lord Carey (kind of) and a whole two weeks of Uni im back! Sorry about hte extended absence of my blogs. I guess i have less time. Anyway i will try and post more...i promise. Today i am doing impossible maths amongst other things and then watching 24 tonight-cant wait. Will write soon

Thought for the Day: When you're stressed eat an orange

This should be an extra long title to make up for the fact that yesterday there was no title at all!

Well well. This is the last blog form home for a while. Tomorrow i head back off to sunny sunny Durham. I should be packed by now, but of course im nowhere near packed. Ah well il go and do it after this. I went shopping today! Yes shopping, and i wasn't even accompanied by a girl! I bought some nice clothes (well i think they are nice!) and some boxes. Very exciting!

I was going to rant about 'rights' today but i can't be bothered as without full explanation i will only be misinterpreted. So i wont. Instead i will simply ramble on for a little longer. See you all in Durham i guess!

Thought for the Day: never ever ever eat shredded wheat (or associated products)

Hey ho! Arrrghhh im a pirate! That's said pi-rahhh-tea. Because everyone knows that's how you say it. Any other way would quite frankly be silly. I thoroughly enjoyed my early morning this morning (well kind of) and i don't even feel that tired tonight! I am actually considering getting up early tomorrow without cause. Shock of all shocks

To be frank i'd have to change my name. Today had been rather exciting! Wot wot! Ohh yasss i have turned all rahhhhh for a moment or two. I went and looked at some clothes. A brilliant way to not spend any money when shopping is to do everything as you normally do, until you are about to go to the till-then put all your clothes back and walk out. Its just as fun! In fact if you really want to con yourself you can even take sum bags stuffed with old clothes to convince yourself you have bought something!

Ahhhh consumerism. Does anyone read the independent? im quite a fan of the newspaper, apart from one article. Its a weekly article called 'sleeping around' which is some slag telling us all how many affairs and crazy antics she has been involved in this week. Call me boring-but id rather read about one heroic piece of sweetcorns journey through her small intestine. Hmm maybe i should complain and offer to write a better piece? Who knows. Anyways enough rambling for now

Thought for the Day: There is a reason giraffes and doormouses do not mate...

Who cares about qualifications in the North East?

Yes, today (not yesterday) i have had the delights of IT&Skills work. Investigating qualification levels nationwide with special reference to yorkshire and the humber. How boring can you get. Still i have now made a start on it which is good. Very good. Amazingly brilliant some would say.

That took the majority of my day. The remaining hours have been cut short seeing as i have a 9am start tomorrow-Frankly i think its unnatural-but i suppose it wont hurt me once in a while. In reality it will be 7am sharp as of next monday. Ahhh alas exams get nearer. I really really want to go back to Uni, but i really really really don't want to do these exams. I guess mathematically, a simple subtraction leaves me with 'i really don't want to go back' but that is not the case. Maybe that is why we don't rely on maths in such occasions. Hmmmmm.

Well au revoir la monde.

Thought for the Day: Say Lavie. Just saying it can help.....

If only i were a millionnaire....

Then i would have wont he item on ebay which i lost because of the fact that the price shot up by £20 in the last 30mins!! Still at least i saved myself some money i suppose-remember there is always a good side to everything! While im in a good mood i would also like to say that i do recongise Rutland as county, and that should anyone read this who is from Rutland-namely Caroline Dos Santos-please take no offence!

There we go that has covered me now, in case of the worst! So what did i do today..... Well nothing very much. I tried to do some more work but failed miserably. I dont excel in excel and so it takes me a while to do even the most basic of things. Still i am making very very slow progress.

Ooooh how exciting-i am currently experiencing firsthand, convection currents in a tealight. Sorry i don;t know why but really interesting things seem to happen to me when i'mwriting my blog!

Thought for the Day: Life is a bank. You get out what you put in, just with a little more interest

And now for something completely different...

Yes yes i know yesterday's blog was full of cheese, but remember cheese is not always bad-ake cheshire as an example. No man alive could call that cheese bad. I said this blog would be an opening of my mind and that happened to be what i was thinking! Sorry!

Anyway, i have been very good and done some more work. Is it really necessary to have 5 ways of defining a line. One small straight line through R^2 ( the 2d plane)...BREAKING NEWS.....

NEWSFLASH...and know its not Kennedy's resignation.......
It appears following a phonecall with my old friend from school who is coming to visit me at Durham...that where he now lives (he moved in year 9).....there also lives a girl who from what i believe used to be his ex-girlfriend.....Are you ready for this??? This girls name is Katy Cook-no not thid floor katy, but none other than the Katy Cook who is best friends with RUTLAND GIRL!!! Stay posted for more details...

Well i bet your glad that saved you from that mathematical blurb. Still maybe tomorrow.

Thought for the Day: Rutland should not be a county! Fullstop! Money should not be able to but you anything! Not even a county...grrrrrr

Wind beneath my wings.

Nothing has really happened today. Did some work and then had some people round for tea this evening. But i have been thinking....i know its dangerous! At our certificates evening they got someone to play/sing 'wind beneath my wings'. Now although its kinda a really cheesy song-i think the words are actually quite good. How many times have you marvelled at your achievement and success, then suddenly realised that theres someone underneath you (not physically!!) holding you up and supporting you. Maybe its just me....Who knows

I know there are lot of people who are the wind beneath my wings-and most of the time-i have the tendency to forget that they are there. Anwyays, just some musings from perhaps the saner half of my mind! Apologies about the cheesy thought!!

Tomorrow promises to be a rather dull day of work. But i am going out for a drink in the evening! yippee!

Thought for the Day: Who is the wind beneath your wings? and when was the last time you recognised that?

And the winner is....

Not me! Yes another awards ceremony at which i won nothing! Still got some nice A-Level certificates i suppose. Never really stood a chance against the two birghtest people in the year who happened to be in my maths and physcis classes!

Still im not really bothered. It was nice to see my friends again. I think really what tonight did was to confirm to me that i have absolutely no regrets about leaving school. The school itself i completely disagree with and i am glad not to be associated with it. I had a fantastic time there, due to teachers and friends, but i also had plenty of not so great memories dealing with the school itself. So finally i have waved it goodbye and moved on.

Went into town again today-i really am getting a lot of excercise these days! Just like back in durham i suppose!

Thought for the Day: If a road has no obstacles, it probably leads to nothing

Springtime for Hitler

Just been to see The Producers at the cinema. It was a fantastic film! Don't listen to the reviews-go and see it! Well we enjoyed it anyway! And, best of all...it has pigeons!! Yes it has cooing, flapping, flying-even dancing pigeons. That makes any film worth seeing. But even if you don't like pigeons, still go and see it!

Having said that it is quite weird, and 2 people did leave after 20mins! Anyway firstly a virtual fireplace is a dvd, that when played, looks like real fire! hence i can have a fire in my room with no hassle! How brilliant is that!

Right then...what other wonderful things do i have to say...hmmmm.. i did some of my Uni work today, so im feeling real pleased with myself. Though in reality i have done one of quite a few days work-so i shouldn't make too much of it. Tomorrow i hope to do more-and then i have my certificates evening in the evening (obviously!). Taraa

Thought for the Day: women are evil (sorry no room to write proof)

Tuesday 3rd Jan

Hello hello-this was written on tuesday by the way. Problem with the internet means i have to post a lil late!
I bought a virtual fireplace on ebay! Yay! Go me. I guess i kinda got carried away, but it is amazing!

Went into town today, and so am thoroughly exhausted! All that effort in one day!
Tomorrow hoping to go to the cinema! Which would be nice. Maybe to see the producers, coz it looks funny even though all the reviews are average.

Anyway gonna have to love you and leave you all

Thought for the Day: Life's a beech, but never an oak

If i were a rich girl-sorry man...lalalallalala

Once again, today was a day of nothingness. Apologies to all those who were involved in it-i don't mean boring-simply not containing much productivity.

Spent the afternoon over at Kat's with some of her extended family. Thats her wider family. Hmm why is that however you say that, it just sounds as though her family were recently caught up in a terrible stretching accident that made them all longer or wider?? Just to reassure you, what i meant was her cousins, aunts, grandparents etc etc.

That was great fun and involved eating some more food! And then sitting for a bit. All in all an exhausting day. Big plans for tomorrow though! I think i'm actually going to leave the house before midday and venture into town. Don't know what to get-preferably something very cheap, but i thought twud be a nice change-and for the first time town will be empty as all the schools go back! Always thinking..always thinking..

Thought for the Day: Do one thing that scares you every day

2006 Bring it On!

And thus started the year of 2006 AD.

Saw in the new year in style-well not much style because it's me we're talking about here...
Spent most of the day at Katherine's house doing random things like making films and drawing pictures!!! Yes we are actually both insane. Even the men in white coats won't have us. Maybe the ones in orange coats might appear...the ones so rare-no ones actually sure whether they exist or not, partly because all the people that see them are already in the deepest clutches of insanity!

Still, til then i'll keep amusing myself one way or another. Hope everyone else had a spiffingly good new year and that everyone has enjoyed their first day of what promises to be a fun filled year! I actually have nothing to say today-so i will leave

Thought for the Day: How would you like it if people kept coming up to you and saying 'i thought you were extinct?'. No wonder dodos keep themselves to themselves

Ladies and gentlemen...class of 2005...wear sunscreen!

2005 has been quite a year for me. So i thought i'd just go over some of the highlights.

Firstly i got my A-Levels. Probably one of the best moments this year was picking up my results. It meant so much to me inside, and so doing well was a major boost for me.

Then came 10 weeks of Uni! Probably 10 of the best weeks of my life. I made so many good friends and had such an amazing time it was unbelievable. I enjoyed every moment of it, even doing my essay all night!

Katherine got back from Peru late April. Although it seems ages ago now, it was pretty special. Also going to France together in the summer was amazing. We also both helped at a youth drama camp in the summer which was good fun as usual. And now we are at Uni together!

In April i had my 18th, which, although Katherine wasn't here for! lol, was great. Had quite a few other 18ths too. They are always a laugh.

England won the ashes! Although i had nothing to do with it of course, that has to be a highlight.

Well i think those are the main highlights. I've probably forgotten something really important-but hey! c'est la vie. Now bring on 2006!!!

Thought for the Day: Before you look forward, you always have to look back

Here she is...

Rachel-my favourite sister

Ive been asked by a certain member of my family (big fan of the blog as well!) to mention their name as so far they have not even been reffered to! So here goes...Rachel Marjoribanks-my favourite, worst and only sister. See pic above! Oh dear she could have at least smiled...mind you she didn't know it was going to end up on here. Tee hee hee

Which brings me onto my next topic-My digital camera which arrived this morning! Yay. Tis brilliant. Look out for random photos appearing here over the next few weeks!

This evening had friends round for a meal/family stuff etc. Was good. This habbit of eating and doing nothing else is going to have to come to an abrupt end after the new year though!

Thought for the Day: Think, Say, Do, Sleep in that order