This should be an extra long title to make up for the fact that yesterday there was no title at all!

Well well. This is the last blog form home for a while. Tomorrow i head back off to sunny sunny Durham. I should be packed by now, but of course im nowhere near packed. Ah well il go and do it after this. I went shopping today! Yes shopping, and i wasn't even accompanied by a girl! I bought some nice clothes (well i think they are nice!) and some boxes. Very exciting!

I was going to rant about 'rights' today but i can't be bothered as without full explanation i will only be misinterpreted. So i wont. Instead i will simply ramble on for a little longer. See you all in Durham i guess!

Thought for the Day: never ever ever eat shredded wheat (or associated products)

Hey ho! Arrrghhh im a pirate! That's said pi-rahhh-tea. Because everyone knows that's how you say it. Any other way would quite frankly be silly. I thoroughly enjoyed my early morning this morning (well kind of) and i don't even feel that tired tonight! I am actually considering getting up early tomorrow without cause. Shock of all shocks

To be frank i'd have to change my name. Today had been rather exciting! Wot wot! Ohh yasss i have turned all rahhhhh for a moment or two. I went and looked at some clothes. A brilliant way to not spend any money when shopping is to do everything as you normally do, until you are about to go to the till-then put all your clothes back and walk out. Its just as fun! In fact if you really want to con yourself you can even take sum bags stuffed with old clothes to convince yourself you have bought something!

Ahhhh consumerism. Does anyone read the independent? im quite a fan of the newspaper, apart from one article. Its a weekly article called 'sleeping around' which is some slag telling us all how many affairs and crazy antics she has been involved in this week. Call me boring-but id rather read about one heroic piece of sweetcorns journey through her small intestine. Hmm maybe i should complain and offer to write a better piece? Who knows. Anyways enough rambling for now

Thought for the Day: There is a reason giraffes and doormouses do not mate...

Who cares about qualifications in the North East?

Yes, today (not yesterday) i have had the delights of IT&Skills work. Investigating qualification levels nationwide with special reference to yorkshire and the humber. How boring can you get. Still i have now made a start on it which is good. Very good. Amazingly brilliant some would say.

That took the majority of my day. The remaining hours have been cut short seeing as i have a 9am start tomorrow-Frankly i think its unnatural-but i suppose it wont hurt me once in a while. In reality it will be 7am sharp as of next monday. Ahhh alas exams get nearer. I really really want to go back to Uni, but i really really really don't want to do these exams. I guess mathematically, a simple subtraction leaves me with 'i really don't want to go back' but that is not the case. Maybe that is why we don't rely on maths in such occasions. Hmmmmm.

Well au revoir la monde.

Thought for the Day: Say Lavie. Just saying it can help.....

If only i were a millionnaire....

Then i would have wont he item on ebay which i lost because of the fact that the price shot up by £20 in the last 30mins!! Still at least i saved myself some money i suppose-remember there is always a good side to everything! While im in a good mood i would also like to say that i do recongise Rutland as county, and that should anyone read this who is from Rutland-namely Caroline Dos Santos-please take no offence!

There we go that has covered me now, in case of the worst! So what did i do today..... Well nothing very much. I tried to do some more work but failed miserably. I dont excel in excel and so it takes me a while to do even the most basic of things. Still i am making very very slow progress.

Ooooh how exciting-i am currently experiencing firsthand, convection currents in a tealight. Sorry i don;t know why but really interesting things seem to happen to me when i'mwriting my blog!

Thought for the Day: Life is a bank. You get out what you put in, just with a little more interest

And now for something completely different...

Yes yes i know yesterday's blog was full of cheese, but remember cheese is not always bad-ake cheshire as an example. No man alive could call that cheese bad. I said this blog would be an opening of my mind and that happened to be what i was thinking! Sorry!

Anyway, i have been very good and done some more work. Is it really necessary to have 5 ways of defining a line. One small straight line through R^2 ( the 2d plane)...BREAKING NEWS.....

NEWSFLASH...and know its not Kennedy's resignation.......
It appears following a phonecall with my old friend from school who is coming to visit me at Durham...that where he now lives (he moved in year 9).....there also lives a girl who from what i believe used to be his ex-girlfriend.....Are you ready for this??? This girls name is Katy Cook-no not thid floor katy, but none other than the Katy Cook who is best friends with RUTLAND GIRL!!! Stay posted for more details...

Well i bet your glad that saved you from that mathematical blurb. Still maybe tomorrow.

Thought for the Day: Rutland should not be a county! Fullstop! Money should not be able to but you anything! Not even a county...grrrrrr