Hey ho! Arrrghhh im a pirate! That's said pi-rahhh-tea. Because everyone knows that's how you say it. Any other way would quite frankly be silly. I thoroughly enjoyed my early morning this morning (well kind of) and i don't even feel that tired tonight! I am actually considering getting up early tomorrow without cause. Shock of all shocks

To be frank i'd have to change my name. Today had been rather exciting! Wot wot! Ohh yasss i have turned all rahhhhh for a moment or two. I went and looked at some clothes. A brilliant way to not spend any money when shopping is to do everything as you normally do, until you are about to go to the till-then put all your clothes back and walk out. Its just as fun! In fact if you really want to con yourself you can even take sum bags stuffed with old clothes to convince yourself you have bought something!

Ahhhh consumerism. Does anyone read the independent? im quite a fan of the newspaper, apart from one article. Its a weekly article called 'sleeping around' which is some slag telling us all how many affairs and crazy antics she has been involved in this week. Call me boring-but id rather read about one heroic piece of sweetcorns journey through her small intestine. Hmm maybe i should complain and offer to write a better piece? Who knows. Anyways enough rambling for now

Thought for the Day: There is a reason giraffes and doormouses do not mate...