Friday, December 23, 2005

CHRISTMAS JOKES!!!

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5 comments:

Andrew_tM said...

Q: A raving drunk, a tooth fairy, Santa Claus (here's the Christmas link, in case you miss it) and a Sheffield United fan are walking down a street, when they all suddenly see a £10 note on the floor. Who gets the money?







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A: The raving drunk, of course. The others are all imaginary creatures, mere creations of our overactive minds.

12:51 AM
Anonymous said...

What did Mrs Claus say to santa on Christmas Eve?


Don't go out in the Reindeer!

12:56 AM
Andrew_tM said...

What do you call someone who's afraid of Father Christmas?

Claus-trophobic!

12:58 AM
Anonymous said...

Hod does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

7:06 PM
Anonymous said...

What did Mary anda Joeseph play whilst they were waiting for Jesus to be born????







STABLE TENNIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:11 PM

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